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An indoor space overrun with jackasses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits.
The U.S. Senate trains scholars of the legal classroom to holler in the legal assroom.
assroom by Dojo Rhymely October 23, 2010
Words you can keep
The assboom refers to a large bomb of watery feces exploding in your anus.
"Oh my god, I'm having an assboom!"
Assboom by MooCow March 19, 2005
The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed
Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up
Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

asstoomouth 

When a humanoid rips ones Bong and receives a Stale hit of smoke causing an repugnant bitter tang on ones tongue.

Rips - Inspire a cloud of smoke into ones lungs

Bong - Waterpipe used to inspire Medical Cannabis

Repugnant - Hurl

Hurl - Throw up

Tang - Also refers to your mothers vaginal region or that delicious orange drink, but in this case just a more appropriate word for taste.
Damn ninja, I just asstoomouthed that 2 footer. What sort of bum ass reefer you holding.
asstoomouth by Brotanical October 10, 2017

Assromancy 

The term for the use of the brown arts
Caleb and Kris are masters of the brown art of Assromancy.
Assromancy by BRBetz December 6, 2022

Assromancer 

One who is a practitioner of the brown art of assromancy
After mastering the brown art of assromancy William became the Assromancer
Assromancer by BRBetz May 1, 2023
An easier and simple way to call it instead of ashtray especially in between friends and when you’re high as hail
Can you give me the Ashroom ?
Ashroom by Dracula2107 June 26, 2026
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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