assroom

An indoor space overrun with jackasses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits.

The U.S. Senate trains scholars of the legal classroom to holler in the legal assroom.

by Dojo Rhymely October 23, 2010

Assboom

The assboom refers to a large bomb of watery feces exploding in your anus.

"Oh my god, I'm having an assboom!"

by MooCow March 19, 2005

Assroot

The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed

Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up

by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

asstoomouth

When a humanoid rips ones Bong and receives a Stale hit of smoke causing an repugnant bitter tang on ones tongue.

Rips - Inspire a cloud of smoke into ones lungs

Bong - Waterpipe used to inspire Medical Cannabis

Repugnant - Hurl

Hurl - Throw up

Tang - Also refers to your mothers vaginal region or that delicious orange drink, but in this case just a more appropriate word for taste.

Damn ninja, I just asstoomouthed that 2 footer. What sort of bum ass reefer you holding.

by Brotanical October 10, 2017

Assromancy

The term for the use of the brown arts

Caleb and Kris are masters of the brown art of Assromancy.

by BRBetz December 6, 2022

Assromancer

One who is a practitioner of the brown art of assromancy

After mastering the brown art of assromancy William became the Assromancer

by BRBetz May 1, 2023