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The assboom refers to a large bomb of watery feces exploding in your anus.
"Oh my god, I'm having an assboom!"
Assboom by MooCow March 19, 2005
The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed
Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up
Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

asstoomouth 

When a humanoid rips ones Bong and receives a Stale hit of smoke causing an repugnant bitter tang on ones tongue.

Rips - Inspire a cloud of smoke into ones lungs

Bong - Waterpipe used to inspire Medical Cannabis

Repugnant - Hurl

Hurl - Throw up

Tang - Also refers to your mothers vaginal region or that delicious orange drink, but in this case just a more appropriate word for taste.
Damn ninja, I just asstoomouthed that 2 footer. What sort of bum ass reefer you holding.
asstoomouth by Brotanical October 10, 2017

Assromancy 

The term for the use of the brown arts
Caleb and Kris are masters of the brown art of Assromancy.
Assromancy by BRBetz December 6, 2022

Assromancer 

One who is a practitioner of the brown art of assromancy
After mastering the brown art of assromancy William became the Assromancer
Assromancer by BRBetz May 1, 2023
An easier and simple way to call it instead of ashtray especially in between friends and when you’re high as hail
Can you give me the Ashroom ?
Ashroom by Dracula2107 June 26, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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