Assologic

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Logic as seen from an Asshole (person).

Sometimes it just takes an asshole to get shit done! That's just assologic.

Assologic by Logical 🏹 February 24, 2024

Words you can keep

assoholic bitch

someone who hates the thing you devote yourself to.

Alex is such an assoholic bitch for not liking sonic!

assoholic bitch by FuckingHateIMVUads April 19, 2016

Related Words

Assologic • Assologist • assoholic • assoholic bitch • alcologic • Assology • Assolic • Astrological • Astrological cooking • Astrologicism

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

Assologist by gomaz July 20, 2005

asialogical

An Asian way of doing things, that doesn't make sense in the Western tradition.

The Chinese decided to build a building before drawing the plans, which which of course was totally asialogical.

asialogical by tdotcom January 4, 2010

Assoholic Bitch

Someone that is addicted to ass, while being a giant bitch. This was first said by the genius Eric Merry

FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC!

Assoholic Bitch by NemyOsel June 23, 2016

Astrologicism

The astrological equivalent of racism or sexism.

"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."

Astrologicism by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

Religion Assolic by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026