Astrological 

Having to do with astrophysics.

The definition of the moon cycles in science class today were astrological in a correct way.

Astrological by olliejack007 June 29, 2016

Astrological 

A term relating to astrology.

My cousin was born under the astrological sign Aries

Astrological by Marisa88556 May 11, 2021

Astrological cooking 

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

Astrological cooking by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2022

astrological cooking 

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.

I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.

astrological cooking by Uncle Dimma September 3, 2022

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

Down astronomically 

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

Down astronomically by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

Down Astronomical 

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

Down Astronomical by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021