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a chronic condition usually associated with constant asshole
behavior. This condition is non gender specific
Sally: I went out with Jerry last night and he kept hitting on the waitrees.

Patty: Jerry must be an assoholic. Dump him, girl!
by pretty wings September 09, 2009
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know ๐Ÿ˜ซ"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight ๐Ÿง "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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A person obsessed with and/or deeply addicted to licking/rimming/fucking an asshole.
He's such an assoholic he probably tells you the number of times a person had anal by her asshole's diameter.
by Anoop Dixith April 26, 2015
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one who loves rear-ends obsessively.
He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.
by dar ted April 13, 2006
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Someone who cannot help being an asshole, all the time.
As a teenager, I was addicted to being a moron, a real assoholic.
by CharlesF October 09, 2006
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Self absorbed, abusive, infantile, narcissistic, loud, selfish, intimidating, incapable of admitting error or taking responsibility ...(everything wrong is someone else's fault), rude, mean spirited, cruel, deceptive, phoney, con artist, cowardly...yet aggressively bullying, jealous, possessive and superficially dominant.

There are blatantly obvious dumb assoholics...some of which wind up in jail......but the more clever ones are skilled at finding victims and they gravitate towards positions of power...where they try to establish personality cults around their peculiar pathology.
Many people in prison are assoholics....but so are many people who have risen to the top of our private and public sectors.
by Nickie Newark February 25, 2014
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To be an uncontrolable ass.

An Amazing word that should be used 3 times a day.
I didnt mean to be such and Assoholic.

Your an Assoholic.
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