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Assoholism 

The affliction of being an Asshole, but denying (or being unaware) you have the condition. Most Assoholics are treatment resistant and are doomed to remain an Assoholic for life; spreading their toxic shitty attitude on the undeserving public, family, friends, etc.
What an Assoholic! Did you see how he treated her? That man suffers from Assoholism. Too bad for her, there's no hope for change. He will always be an Assoholic.
Assoholism by Mz Jibbs November 27, 2013
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assoholic bitch

someone who hates the thing you devote yourself to.
Alex is such an assoholic bitch for not liking sonic!

Assholism 

(N).saying shit to someone without thinking of how they will be effected by it
Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism
Assholism by Dogs odors May 12, 2016

assholishness 

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.
Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.
assholishness by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003

Assholism 

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way
"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"
Assholism by Weatherholt June 4, 2016

Assholism 

The continual state or condition of being a total ass hole!
I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!

assholism 

A condition in which an individual is a chronic asshole and feels that he/she cannot stop.
Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.
assholism by mjboogie November 22, 2006
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