Assholish 

Acting like an asshole. To be an asshole in nature.

You are being a selfish assholish bastard.

Assholish by katieyay November 4, 2003

Assholish 

A descriptive word used when a person performs an action or displays an attitude that ultimately labels them as being an asshole.

Why did Mary throw my iPod across the room? I don't know, but it was definitely an assholish thing to do.

Assholish by MilesDaHotness July 21, 2011

assholish 

noun.
If someone who is not an asshole but at times acts like one, then he or she is an assholish. In fact even a genius can be an assholish.

adjective.
stupid; like an asshole but not quite one.

Nount: Rendall is an assholish.

Adjective: Rendall acts pretty assholish at times.

assholish by BigMak2012 March 13, 2011

Assholish

Assholish: A person that’s not normally an asshole that displays asshole tendencies on rare occasions.

You know bro, I know you are not an asshole and I love you but you are being assholish.

Assholish by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

Assholish Sarcasm 

A phrase used to imitate a person who has just spoken. By saying it at someone, you'll feel and look better than the person you are "correcting".

But the phrase can also be good. Such as, you just finished making something that has never been made before. Then, another person uses assholish sarcasm to comment on your creation. The person insulting you is right to insult you because you didn't seem that excited about your creation.

An example of assholish sarcasm as being used by Person B.

Person A: *just finished making a gun out of paper* "Wow, pretty cool"

Person B: "Yeah it's pretty cool, it's nothing you know. I just finished making a gun out of paper, nothing too fancy you know."

Assholish Sarcasm by sasquatchewon March 10, 2011

bastardly assholish 

A particularly fucked up thing to do to a person.

Beau, that was bastardly assholish of you to kick Kris in the balls like that!

bastardly assholish by didgrairoosta September 27, 2015

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023