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assimilatex
A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.
You will be assimilatex.
assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010
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you will be assimilated
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
you will be assimilated by TokJK September 8, 2006
Assimilate
1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.
2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.
2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.
Assimilate by Sp00per February 20, 2018
assmageddon
Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.
assmageddon by Glimmer December 23, 2018
assmidget
assmidget by BatgirlWSB August 11, 2008
Assimilate
1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.
2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.
2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.
Assimilate by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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