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"And I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to her vagina as a "spotlight" in song before, but it seems to fit. Ugh. I feel the need to listen to some Art Bears now."
(thanks for words sarrible)
(thanks for words sarrible)
by glimmer January 2, 2009
Get the spotlight mug.Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.
by Glimmer December 23, 2018
Get the assmageddon mug.“Steve, you spent 28 hours in Ketosis and took laxatives? That’s Alaxing!” “Is that so? Then I alaxed the shit out of the toilet half hour ago....”
by Glimmer December 10, 2020
Get the Alaxing mug.When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.
So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?
by Glimmer October 21, 2020
Get the Self-Bilal'd mug.Mintied - When you look at something given to you by Bilal, it looks good & you accept it at face value.....
Martin "I sent it here, which appears to be the wrong place. But, I asked Bilal where to put it and this was what he linked me...... George replied "You trusted a link? You must be mintied".
by Glimmer January 11, 2021
Get the Mintied mug.To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.
When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”
Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”
Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.
by Glimmer February 10, 2021
Get the Van Tam'd mug.The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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