Assjunkie

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A promiscuous gay male ...

Or
An ignorant person

Tom is such an assjunkie he has 3 grinder dates this weekend .

Dan you assjunkie you spilled my beer !

Assjunkie by Mulroara November 18, 2018

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bassjunkie

One who needs more than an hour 100+ dB BASS served with your regular songs and tracks.

"Chris, you fucking bassjunkie, all I hear is THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP- from your room AT ALL HOURS. You could at least lower it at 4 am!!"

bassjunkie by Milo42 April 25, 2007

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Ass Junkie

A person, whether being female or male who has an unusual likingto anal copulation, this person loes to be butt facked all night long. The term originated from 17th century France among the snuff dens, where a French crack head would take home a prostitute and "wear them out" normal copulation with the vagina got old, due to its losseness and other holes were sought out. A nobleman discovered the firmness of the "bunghole" and only had sex with that from then on. These prostitutes where thus known as "ass junkies"

Josh: SO i went to this sweet party the other night
Adam: Oh really? How was it?
Josh: Good, besides all the ass junkies following me around

Ass Junkie by Josh Mosh July 25, 2006

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assfuckiechu

A pokemon that likes ass fucking

I choose you assfuckiechu!

assfuckiechu by Nitro October 8, 2003

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assfunkle

1 The word that pops into your head when you see the home keys on a keyboard typed consecutively: "asdfjkl;"

2 "Funkle" is a word used to describe absolute awesomeness, therefore, "assfunkle" is an ass with absolute awesomeness.

1 When I see "asdfjkl;" I think of ASSFUNKLE!

2 Damn girl, you got some serious assfunkle goin' on!

assfunkle by periangelicque July 23, 2010

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assbunnies

The fuzzies you get in your ass crack from your underwear (or lack there of).

Bill: Hey bro, what's happening?
Reggie: Not much, just picking my assbunnies.
Bill: Man I hate assbunnies. I one time had an assbunny that was the size of a marble.

assbunnies by AliceBobCarol October 11, 2011

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asslunking

(v.) Deep exploration of ones anal cavity.

One night I decided to take Karen and go asslunking in the hopes that I find her secret hidden treasure spot.

asslunking by Elliot Persinger November 18, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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