assbunnies

The fuzzies you get in your ass crack from your underwear (or lack there of).

Bill: Hey bro, what's happening?
Reggie: Not much, just picking my assbunnies.
Bill: Man I hate assbunnies. I one time had an assbunny that was the size of a marble.

assbunnies by AliceBobCarol October 11, 2011

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asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

asspennies by TSquent January 15, 2008

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ass bunnies

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.

"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"

ass bunnies by Habeeb March 23, 2008

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ass bunnies

(Noun) the pieces of cotton from underwear trapped in your between your ass cheeks

"I was gonna eat the booty but she had ass bunnies!"

"After a hard practice kyle can't help getting ass bunnies"

ass bunnies by The Sloppy Hobo August 2, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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