assbunnies

The fuzzies you get in your ass crack from your underwear (or lack there of).

Bill: Hey bro, what's happening?
Reggie: Not much, just picking my assbunnies.
Bill: Man I hate assbunnies. I one time had an assbunny that was the size of a marble.

by AliceBobCarol October 11, 2011

asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008

ass bunnies

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.

"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"

by Habeeb March 23, 2008

ass bunnies

(Noun) the pieces of cotton from underwear trapped in your between your ass cheeks

"I was gonna eat the booty but she had ass bunnies!"

"After a hard practice kyle can't help getting ass bunnies"

by The Sloppy Hobo August 2, 2016