assious 

pronoun - describes a living thing with a nice butt

Yo B, that girl is assious!

assious by Slicxey March 17, 2009

hungrius assius 

1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.

2. Extreme version of a wedgie.

3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.

When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.

hungrius assius by soo-zee August 2, 2011

Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

Asshouse by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

Asseous 

Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.

In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.

Asseous by Ikelton and co. March 26, 2010

asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

asscoustics by 556boyer April 24, 2011

assius fallius

A rare condition in which an individual's butt falls off randomly. Insanely rare. Very painful.

Fob, my friend has assius fallius, his butt falls off randomly all the time.

assius fallius by Fobm4ster May 3, 2021

asshoused 

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

asshoused by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005