Assikus 

King/Queen/They of Asses

They are an assikus

Assikus by abc chicken July 11, 2023

hungrius assius 

1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.

2. Extreme version of a wedgie.

3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.

When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.

hungrius assius by soo-zee August 2, 2011

assius fallius

A rare condition in which an individual's butt falls off randomly. Insanely rare. Very painful.

Fob, my friend has assius fallius, his butt falls off randomly all the time.

assius fallius by Fobm4ster May 3, 2021

assious 

pronoun - describes a living thing with a nice butt

Yo B, that girl is assious!

assious by Slicxey March 17, 2009

Assitus 

a disease that causes the sufferer to shake their ass frequently at random times.

Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"

E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."

Assitus by Auni March 26, 2009

asskush 

The act of having Kush in, on, or around a hot bitches fat ass.

Me and Jimmy found an asskush girl this morning, we got high and got boners

asskush by asskushmaster January 6, 2012