1. When a person's outerwear is wedged between the buttocks giving the impression that the buttocks themselves are attempting to eat the garment.
2. Extreme version of a wedgie.
3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.
2. Extreme version of a wedgie.
3. Often the result of wearing ill fitting undergarments, a thong or going commando.
When I wore a thong, my shorts kept trying to crawl into my butt crack too. It looked like I had a severe case of hungrius assius.
by soo-zee August 2, 2011
Get the hungrius assius mug.Related Words
by Fobm4ster May 3, 2021
Get the assius fallius mug.by Slicxey March 17, 2009
Get the assious mug.Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"
E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."
E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."
by Auni March 26, 2009
Get the Assitus mug.by asskushmaster January 6, 2012
Get the asskush mug.