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Assholitis

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.
"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"
by xicana xingona June 21, 2007
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assholitis

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.
His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.
by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007
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assholitis

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.
I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.
by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012
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assholitis

The condition of a stupid or irritating person who has the behavior of being thoroughly contemptible and detestable.
He has a bad case of assholitis.
by Sheryl P. April 24, 2006
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assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.
After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.
by BFH August 23, 2006
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senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...
Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.
by Hwood73 February 18, 2015
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assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
by RESCU May 13, 2009
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