assholitis

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007

assholitis

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.

I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.

by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012

assholitis

The condition of a stupid or irritating person who has the behavior of being thoroughly contemptible and detestable.

He has a bad case of assholitis.

by Sheryl P. April 24, 2006

assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

by BFH August 23, 2006

Asshole's asshole

Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"

Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.

by Hofstra90 September 04, 2019

asshole's asshole

some one who is a lying asshole

lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.

by ashley1615 August 24, 2007

assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

by RESCU May 13, 2009