The Ultimatum of the hole of the ass. The peak and ultimate divine characteristic of being an asshole.
Order of asshole:
Asshole
Tool
Douche Bag
Cunt Rag
Assholiness
Assholiest
Order of asshole:
Asshole
Tool
Douche Bag
Cunt Rag
Assholiness
Assholiest
He is the assholiest.
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Get the Assholiest mug.He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
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A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
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Get the Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one mug.Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
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Get the A clear bag of smashed assholes mug.Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism
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