Assholesome 

Being an asshole but for the right reasons.

She is so assholesome. She tells me what I need to hear.

Assholesome by blackkettlecopperpot June 9, 2019

Assholesome Vibes 

A feeling or situation that is negative, indecent or just morally questionable. It is often associated with insincerity, bitchiness, unpleasantness and unkind behavior often exhibited by people who are generally assholes.

I don't like hanging out with Jennifer and Tom. I just get assholesome vibes from them.

Assholesome Vibes by cheemacs April 5, 2025

assholescent 

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole

A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.

assholescent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014

assholescent 

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.

Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."

assholescent by Janwriter June 4, 2010

assholescence 

The annoying period of development between the onset of puberty to being a rationally thinking adult.

Know-It-All 12 year olds are just entering the assholescence stage of their development.

assholescence by strumpet vine March 28, 2011

Assholometer 

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

Assholometer by phantom2012 November 9, 2012

Assholeson 

Descendants of colonialism; namely, British, Canadians, and Americans who had stolen the land of the indigenous people and the genocide.

Many of us did not realize we are Assholeson.

Assholeson by Seeit July 10, 2021