assholescence
The annoying period of development between the onset of puberty to being a rationally thinking adult.
assholescence by strumpet vine March 28, 2011
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assholescence
John drove Mike, Tom, and Alex to the Celebrity Sports center and abandoned them the whole day because he was tired of their assholescence.
assholescence by xphnctre July 26, 2023
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assholescent
assholescent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014
assholescent
noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."
You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
assholescent by Janwriter June 4, 2010
Assholescent
Assholescent by KimmyKillz December 9, 2023
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