assholescence
The annoying period of development between the onset of puberty to being a rationally thinking adult.
assholescence by strumpet vine March 28, 2011
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John drove Mike, Tom, and Alex to the Celebrity Sports center and abandoned them the whole day because he was tired of their assholescence.
assholescence by xphnctre July 26, 2023
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assholescent
assholescent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014
assholescent
noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."
You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
assholescent by Janwriter June 4, 2010
Assholescent
Assholescent by KimmyKillz December 9, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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