assholescent 

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole

A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.

assholescent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014

assholescent 

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.

Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."

assholescent by Janwriter June 4, 2010

Assholescent 

When a young person is already a total asshole when growing from a child to an adult

I've known him since he was an assholescent. He comes from a long line of assholes.

Assholescent by KimmyKillz December 9, 2023

assholescence 

The annoying period of development between the onset of puberty to being a rationally thinking adult.

Know-It-All 12 year olds are just entering the assholescence stage of their development.

assholescence by strumpet vine March 28, 2011

assholescence 

developmental period where teenager tends to be difficult with their parents and others.

John drove Mike, Tom, and Alex to the Celebrity Sports center and abandoned them the whole day because he was tired of their assholescence.

assholescence by xphnctre July 26, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019