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assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

assholette 

Geez, that women is an assholette.
assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.
Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.
Assholeriffic by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010

assholete 

an athlete that's an asshole
Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes
assholete by kustnodi June 30, 2016

assholetheric 

his concept was too assholetheric to believe - bullshit ,liar paradox, obama ,senator ,principal
assholetheric by Time___Tim May 12, 2011

Assholerity 

(abstract noun)
the act of being an asshole, ass, jackass, ignorant fool, etc. of the sort.
I am so sick and tired of his assholerity!
Assholerity by The P.J. December 28, 2009