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Assfishing 

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.
Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.
Assfishing by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019
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AssFishing 

When a person with a perfect ass only show’s Her/His ass on the internet and people like her for her ass then attempt to have sex with them then they r ugly.
Bruh Ashley, DA$$H0LLENBOOLEN is AssFishing
AssFishing by Α February 7, 2022

Agefishing 

Lying about your age
Chris be agefishing because he actually 17 but he told everyone that he is 18
Agefishing by Nuniiii December 28, 2019

Ashishing 

The act of silently sitting in a call while eavesdropping on others. They contribute nothing to the conversation except for occasional laughs or comments. Those who ashish typically are characterized as lacking in female companionship.
"Bro why is this guy always ashishing while we're in call with him?"
"Idk, he's kinda weird"
Ashishing by Pete281234 January 23, 2021
an unusaully unpleasant situation.
I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.
assfistin by your mom September 3, 2003

assfisting 

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."
assfisting by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

assisting 

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.
She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.
assisting by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016
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