Assferg

The shit that gets stuck in your ass hairs when you don’t wipe thoroughly.

I can smell your assferg from here.

by lengcha September 26, 2020

Assferret

A ferret that crawls into your anus, making a home for itself amongst your shit.

Person1: Dude, did you see that assferret go up Tim's rectum?
Person 2: Yea man, I had nightmares for a week!
Person 3: Idk, kinda turned me on.

by MattDamon66 April 29, 2011

Assfertaste

A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.

Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?

Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.

Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!

by Girthquake December 7, 2012

Assberg

A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.

That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!

by mrdoad December 24, 2007

Assperger

A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.

Nick Burns, the company computer guy has classic Assperger's syndrome.

by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008

Assperger

(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.

A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.

An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"

Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.

Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.

by zhivago16 March 3, 2017

Assferret

1. An autocorrect fail word.
2. A donkey-ferret hybrid
3. An annoying and stupid person

Scenario 1- texting on iPhones
Mom - Can't wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the assferret candies for the goodybags!
Girl-Assferret? I know we talked about ASSORTED candies. Call me if the goodybags have changed. LOL

Scenario 2-
Dude 1 - Hey, did you see that weird looking assferret?
Dude 2 - Yeah! It's so big!

Scenario 3-
Dude 1 - Dale is such an assferret. I hope he dies
Dude 2 - I know! I've wanted to stab his ass so many times

by I be trollin' today June 8, 2011