Asscube 

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

Asscube by Jessmess May 20, 2019

Asscube 

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

Asscube by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010

ass cube 

when a woman'sbutt gets cold and takes a long time to warm back up. usually from sitting out in the cold on concrete or benches.

sounds like "ice" if said with a fake strong southern accent. less serious than freezer bum

I waited for you for 45 minute out here... I'm so cold I have ass cubes.

ass cube by Ouzel February 18, 2009

asscumber 

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

asscumber by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

asscuterie 

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

asscuterie by Latoleo October 7, 2018

asstube 

the lower part of the digestive track adjacent the anus; the rectum

If you have rough anal sex then you may end up with a sore asstube for a while.

asstube by real id guy June 7, 2009

asscuse 

Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.

"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"

asscuse by Mattalicious October 21, 2007