Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.
Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.
Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.
by Jessmess May 21, 2019
When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise
by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010
Adjective for the noun: Asscube. which is:
1) the product when a person's anus (also known as butt, ass, buttocks) combines with any sort of cube.
2) Commonly mistaken for a big ass ice cube.
3) Synonymous with awesome. (adjective: asscubical)
4) An expression used to signify awesomeness
1) the product when a person's anus (also known as butt, ass, buttocks) combines with any sort of cube.
2) Commonly mistaken for a big ass ice cube.
3) Synonymous with awesome. (adjective: asscubical)
4) An expression used to signify awesomeness
Mr. Paul thought that there was a real fire during the fire drill. He ran around screaming for help. His reaction was hilarious, some might even call it asscubically funny!
by buttkube May 17, 2010