asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

asscertain

To research and make sure of some fact or detail regarding someone's behind.

I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P

by QuacksO July 24, 2021