Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.

She has a bomb ass-ski.

Ass-ski by QuinnahR May 2, 2011

Ski ass 

The description of a person with a hidden booty. Generally, the person wears baggy pants that has a round, full beautiful ass.

Kate has that ski ass! I don't understand why she always wearing those baggy jeans!

Ski ass by CuzImBrownhuh March 6, 2010

Ski Fast, Eat Ass 

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

Ski Fast, Eat Ass by Buffpeen December 13, 2022

Trick Ass Skiz-Ank 

A Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the absolute skiz-ankiest of all the skiz-anks. No normal skank can stand up to the awesome power that is the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank. In the hoe-underworld the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is more of a super hero. No trick ass bitches, sluts or even ordinary Skiz-Anks can go toe2toe with this mega slut. The Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the true epitome of all that is skank, the essence of a true bitch, and the ugliest damn thing you will ever set eyes on!

"Holy shit dude, that Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is coming this way, whadda we do!?"

"Dude settle down, it's not a Trick Ass Skiz-Ank, it's only Godzilla."

"Oh shit man, for a second there I was worried"

Trick Ass Skiz-Ank by Jake Andrews February 24, 2005

ass skirt 

when a girl wears a skirt so short you can see the bottom of her ass

i can't believe she's walking around in that ass skirt.

ass skirt by ohnooo July 31, 2006

Ass Skin

What happens when your ass is sun burnt and it begins to peel. The skin that peels is known as "ass skin".

"Marissa's ass is burnt so she is peeling her ass skin"

Ass Skin by Brad1832 November 2, 2013

ass skirt 

1. a small tuft of hair surrounding the anus that resembles a skirt
2. Incomplete Brasilian bikini wax

"I was going down on this chick last night and looked down from her cooch only to find an ass skirt below. She needs to spend mo' money on her wax job."

ass skirt by Blaze It Up! April 21, 2008