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Ass Mint 

when using something green as a dildo and then shiting green ooze after
man i had a huge ass mint last night after using that cucumber
Ass Mint by gnjgfrnjikie May 5, 2009
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A descriptive word to say to a person, who stinks, or likes to dismiss foul odors from ones body.
You need an assmint, Preen is an Assmint
Assmint by Aonladar March 31, 2003
the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.
In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.
assmint by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022
the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.
In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.
assmint by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026