An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

Diamond Ass by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

diamond in a goat's ass

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.

Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.

diamond in a goat's ass by Original Artfag May 3, 2015

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.

A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass by gwennie68 July 1, 2011

diamond in a billie goats ass

something that is very shiny or that sticks out , obvious

More shiney than a Diamond in a Billie Goats Ass.. Like nice wheels on a crappy old car.

diamond in a billie goats ass by Bob Ce February 25, 2007

Ass Diamonds

During the act of anal sex the compressing of the penis against feces occurs. The excrement then becomes compacted into a hardened "Ass Diamond".

Yesterday morning Latoya shit an "Ass Diamond" that ripped her ass apart.

My friend Jake has been making "Ass Diamonds" all morning because of his late night over at the frat house.

Ass Diamonds by The Ass Burglar October 12, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026