Ass Canoe
(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)
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Ass Cancer
Ass cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.
Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.
This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.
This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or ass cancer) are very common among gay men. That is a fact.
Ass Cancer by Medical School October 18, 2019
Related Words
Ass Canoe • ass cancel • Asscano eruption • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass water • ass blaster
Ass cancer
Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.
Ass cancer stages:
Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days
Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus
Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
Ass cancer stages:
Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days
Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus
Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.
Ass cancer by Evil Exit August 29, 2010
ass cancel
An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.
Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.
Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap
Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.
Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap
ass cancel by HonkoftheHill October 19, 2010
T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer
The disease you get when you have anal. There is no way of avoiding this, condoms and birth control are useless. If you get T.A.C. you will have to get both of you but cheeks surgically removed with a chain saw.
Mrs. STD- don’t have butt sex kids or you will get T.A.C.
Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why
Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer
Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why
Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer
T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer by Gaygaygaygaybitch5 June 8, 2019
Ass cancer
Ass cancer by Weppelmann February 16, 2006
ass cancer
A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.
Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing [video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)
"Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."
"Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."
ass cancer by Spalding Smails April 15, 2008
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).