ass cancer

A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.
Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.) "Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!" "Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."
by Spalding Smails April 15, 2008
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