Ass Act 

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.

Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!

Ass Act by Phill Latio January 13, 2008

act a ass 

acting crazy! being around your friends and acting clowning around. cracking on people && they family. not giving a fuck.

my homie just came down from tha "A" and best believe we finna act a ass!

act a ass by tutti0fruitti October 22, 2009

act a ass 

to show off, to stunt, to act wild

I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
It's the mista masta and I keep a G stash!
I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
I took a sh*t on the stage at the grammys!

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"Look at that boy swangin' with his head out the window; he actin' a ass!"

act a ass by JethroMan April 20, 2008

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. 

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

Stupid-Ass Activities 

1. Virtually any activity you're doing at any given point in time, cause let's face it: you're an idiot.

2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.

Tom from Accounting: "Hey, Sasha, I've got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin' my own cum back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil butt-humpin' frenzy. Whatta ya say?"

Taser: "Zzap!"

*ZzAp!!*

*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*

Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"

Stupid-Ass Activities by Ezmin February 18, 2008

The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass

The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.

The actual slap ass day by BD Donatello August 29, 2019

Cracker actin ass 

Someone who acts rude and is disrespectful. Just like racist white people, they acted rude and disrespectful to black people.

He needs to go somewhere with his cracker actin ass self!

Cracker actin ass by Dbenji11 June 12, 2015