12 definitions by Phill Latio
When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.
A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.
by Phill Latio August 5, 2007
Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
by Phill Latio May 8, 2008
The strongest sweat or body odor known to man. It is so bad you want to vomit and then smell the vomit rather than the worspiration.
Justin: Wow. Chris finally made it home from work. Homeboy worked a sixteen hour day.
Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.
Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.
by Phill Latio December 2, 2007
Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
by Phill Latio September 11, 2007
Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
by Phill Latio July 6, 2008
A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.
Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.
by Phill Latio March 5, 2008
Brad:I ran into some hottie the other day outside of El Furniture Warehouse and was trying to pick her up. Too bad the new girl from the office was walking by. Now she's telling everyone in the office I'm a man whore.
Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah
Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah
by Phill Latio September 6, 2008