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asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.
Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!
by bone squid January 25, 2005
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asphyxiate

To die by suffocating. Can be due to gases, choking or lack of oxygen.
Jenna sadly asphyxiated after being locked in the air-tight room for a week.
by Pleasedon'tkill October 13, 2020
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Asphyxiate

"Asphyxiate"
Talent
20 yd range Instant 45 sec cooldown
Requires Death Knight
Lifts the enemy target off the ground, crushing their throat with dark energy and stunning them for 5 sec.
Buff
Asphyxiate Stunned.
5 seconds remaining
Spell Details Duration 5 seconds School
Physical Mechanic Stunned Dispel typen/a GCD category
Normal Cost None Range 20 yards (Short) Cast time
Instant
Cooldown 45 seconds
GCD Effect Apply Aura: Mod Stun Disable Gravity
PVP Multiplier: 1 Flags Cannot be used while shapeshifted
Does not require shapeshift

Allow Class Ability Procs
Nameplate Enemy Debuffs
Quick Facts
Class: Death Knight
Added in patch 7.0.3 "Legion"
Icon: ability_deathknight_asphyxiate
"Aspyxiate":

A: I find your lack of air... amusing.
B: I find your lack of faith...disturbing...
C: ah! I don't believe in ancient religion.
D: For PvP use:
I find your lack of air... disturbing.
E: Turns the target into a living Piñata
F: "Darth Vaders the target turning them into a living punching bag for 5 seconds.
Functions as a silence if the target can resist the dark side!"
G: 'G'asphyxiate: I'll blow up your damn door, (emp) up your back-up, and "'g'^$%#/_/t/×1^73" ya bear'd sneek-spots. 'G'asphyxiate you, your clan, and those animals lurking out up over waiting at yards dude's place.
by Dr. Ozdi3tr4pdi3 January 20, 2026
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Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.
There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
by Christobon August 8, 2014
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Asphyxiate the Unicorn

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.
Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.
by UrbanD1CKtionary February 21, 2011
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Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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Assphyxiation

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.
by Smmimmy January 24, 2009
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