Askmaster

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A person who repeatedly asks for your opinions, seemingly just to tell you that you're wrong.

"The only reason John asks for your opinion is so he can correct you and then share his own. He's kind of an askmaster."

Askmaster by Faustian_One January 29, 2014

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Taskmaster

A British comedy show starring Greg Davies as the taskmaster, and Alex Horne as his beta male sidekick.

Hello! I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster!

Taskmaster by DazWolfy_1986 August 19, 2021

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

assmaster by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

assmaster by cartman69 March 30, 2005

Taskmaster

A marvel character. He has th power to copy almost any phisical feat he sees. He mostly copy's opponets fighting styles. Due to this he often looses other memories. He caries copys of hero's wepons. He can not copy super human feats becuse his body can not handle the stress.

I'm a total Taskmaster on MVC3!

Taskmaster by Dude 700 June 16, 2011

Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.

Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.

Assmaster jackson by The Turdhammers Dad February 22, 2022

Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.

"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."

Harry Assmaster by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026