Asient 

A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.

Audience Member: "Wow, so Dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but ALSO single-handedly deals with the entire show's technical requirements?"

Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."

Asient by BaffledComposer July 12, 2009

asionta 

I black big headed boy who sucks at everything

Is that jimmy neutron

Nah that’s asionta

asionta by Asionta April 11, 2018

News Asiant 

A News Agent owned and operated by Asian's. Generally Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean but not Japanese. Historically the Japanese are terrified of news agencies.

Hey Dude, I'm going down to the news asiant, you want a magazine or some spring rolls?

News Asiant by Sinor skeezioli December 16, 2013

ascention 

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.

Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.

ascention by Jafje February 12, 2007

ascentific 

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.

It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.

ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007

Alientology 

Belief that all Gods of all religions were visitors from other planets. They were more advanced and had technology that the humans couldn't understand so they were perceived to be Gods. Some of the visitors were kind to us and some only wanted to dominate us.

Alientology is a belief that many have and don't have a name for it, they have a solid belief in alien life.

Alientology by Crabby Mommie August 25, 2020

Ascentific 

Any action that is so blatently and utterly stupid that it is beyond the comprehension of most people to understand what would motivate someone to do such a thing.

It was completely ascentific of British rock star Pete Doherty to get his cat high on crack. I'm glad the humane society took that idiot's cat away from him!

Ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 25, 2007