A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.
Audience Member: "Wow, so Dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but ALSO single-handedly deals with the entire show's technical requirements?"
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
by BaffledComposer July 13, 2009
by Meeja July 17, 2017