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A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.
Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.

Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.
by aakksshhaayy June 10, 2008
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the belief in ones inner soul, that aliens do in fact coexist with the rest of the universe. God or Jesus is categorized as one of the many alien species.
Sally:I love Jesus.

George:So you beleive in alientology?

Sally:No.

George:Fuck you.
by sundanceII December 10, 2009
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Alientology & Ufology

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Research shared by Theresa J Thurmond Morris
Alientology is the research and study of aliens and all that entails such as ufology and the history and advancement of the knowledge in cosmology and interstellar travel.
Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.

We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
Alientology is Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.

We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
by Alientologist December 06, 2016
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