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ashyknees 

me. it’s me.
i call myself ashyknees bc my name is ashtayna, my nickname is ashy/ash, and my knees get ashy easily.
“who tf is ashyknees?”
“Nigga- that’s ME”
“MY BAD HOE”
ashyknees by ashyknees :) April 10, 2022

AssKnees 

N. The Striking "Strategy" of Team Quest Lay-n-Pray fighters, notably Joe "Die" Warren and Chael Sonnen (R-OR). This abomination of a technique is the ultimate non-offensive maneuver used solely to win points and "get the W".

However, recent uses of AssKnees requires one to think that AssKnees may save MMA in the long run, as if you are not good enough to ward of the onslaught of ASSKNEES, you deserve defeat and are a disgrace to MMA.

Sadly, those who suffered the fate of ASSKNEES are not available to comment as they still cannot sit to reply to emails.

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Joe Warren in Bellator, Joe warren vs Kid Yamamoto, Chael Sonnen vs Nate Mardquart and Yushin Okami

Joe Warren continues towards the Bellator FW championship using those assknees to whoop on some legit, but seriously lacking in assknee defense.
AssKnees by agonz May 15, 2010

Ashy Knees Disease 

Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.
Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"

Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"

ashy knees 

Cumming on one's thighs and licking down to the knees.
She complained about her pants sticking to her ashy knees.
ashy knees by Factual booty August 12, 2016

Ashy Knees Outfit 

Ashy knees makes your outfit look horrible, nit pop. P.S . You should probably get lotion you ashy ass nigga, gah dam you ashy
Damn that niggas fit aint poppin, probably cause hes ashy af. No one can rock an ashy knees outfit
Ashy Knees Outfit by AshyKneesNigga December 27, 2022
Also known as "Yashnee", it is a person on the path to the highest level of enlightenment.
"...the greatest ashknee of mankind will appear before the darkness, becoming the light, it is foreseen from those blessed with the visions of prophecy of Lord Maku."
ashknee by Lord Maku III March 17, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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