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asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.
"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."
asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015
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nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
People will recognize her as a hot and sexy girl. She likes to do extreme sports and never afraid to get injured. Quiet must be everyone's first impression of her, but as soon as people get to know her, she's the loud speaker in the population. Once she sets a dream, she'll never give up on that dream! She doesn't like to lie but once she does, it's pretty obvious. Boys can't keep their eyes away from her! This girl is the quality of real friend that everyone needs. Overall, ashikin is super friendly and always gives away her sweet smile to everyone that passes her.
How grateful i am to have ashikin in my life!
ashikin by Brbara December 27, 2017

Ashkenosering 

Californian girl of ashkenazi descent who is into spirituality, yoga, meditation and graphic arts. Typically wears boho pants and a nose ring.
On a birthright trip, you can find her with a pothead counselor discussing all night long about love, genders and the meaning of life.
I met this really cute girl at the Tie Dye shirt workshop, she was very ashkenosering.
Ashkenosering by fishforyou February 14, 2019
Ashiin freshspawns are the most godly beings in rogue lineage
Fear a man who has nothing to lose

i gotta put the word ashiin here for it to let me submit this
Ashiin by someone_stupid July 14, 2019
Ashkan is the name of the old king in Iran.
He is a very classic Persian boy with modern values.
He's an amazing artist, both on the guitar and behind the camera.
When you meet an Ashkan you may think he be shy at first but it's worth getting to know him because he's an amazing friend with a big heart.
Beware though, he has a temper, so don't tick him off.
All in all, he's worth befriending and will likely keep you entertained with spongebob memes and Persian jokes.
"That guy's so good on the guitar!"

"Yup. That's Ashkan for ya"
Ashkan by @soundbyak June 23, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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