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ashworth69 

when you hump john ashworth really really fast while cindy ashworth and mutt watch.
hey jonh... you wanna do the ashworth69?

nah man ur a fuckin fag
ashworth69 by Jack Awoll June 4, 2023
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michael ashworth 

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis
Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude
michael ashworth by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014

Jaime Ashworth 

Jaime Ashworth by Brandon((: June 21, 2011

Dylan Ashworth 

Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.

If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
Guy: I need to get rid of him.

Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!
Dylan Ashworth by N1SS4N GTR August 28, 2020

Christian Ashworth 

To charm and or thrill women in the most unimaginable way.
Gahh, Dude you really put the Christian Ashworth on her!!
Christian Ashworth by Mack Mayne April 30, 2009

Ashworth 

Noun. As in 'he's Pulled an Ashworth'. After relentlessly pursuing the object of your affection, they agree to go out with you. So excited, on the date you get too drunk, lose your self control and kiss a stranger in front of them. Thus loosing the one you wanted.
James begged and begged a girl to go on a date. Eventually, she agreed. On the date they kissed. This sent James giddy and he got drunk... too drunk. So much so he forgot about his girl and kissed a stranger in the bar. He 'pulled an Ashworth'.
Ashworth by Cabinosbanditos January 19, 2009

ashworth 

A total douchebag; an asshole; a person who will fuck you ever if you allow it; a real piece of shit.
Man, that guy is a dick. What a complete ashworth.
ashworth by oscar.com March 13, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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