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Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.

If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
Guy: I need to get rid of him.

Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!
by N1SS4N GTR August 29, 2020
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Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.
Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!
by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020
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Most notorious crime lords in the UK. Destined to become the next Pablo Escobars of the drug trade. Have connections to all the mafias worldwide. Allegations claiming that they control a worldwide pedophile ring. If you know a flavell, do not cross them. They will either:
a) kill you

b) rape you

c) do both
Him: That Flavell tried to sexually harass me the other day
by N1SS4N GTR March 29, 2020
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Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!
by N1SS4N GTR October 6, 2020
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The wisest man on the planet. Knows everything there is to know about everything. Only flaw is his music taste. He is the World's greatest Rocket League Esports athlete. If you ever need knowledge and wisdom and are close to being led astray, Antoine will bring you to the light.
Him: I don't know what to do. Life us meaningless.
Her: See Antoine Rodney Lee. He will set you on the right path.
by N1SS4N GTR January 25, 2021
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There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.
by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022
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Hypoctrical invertabrate.

Will make sexist and xenophobic jokes towards males and anybody from a different country but as soon as you make jokes back they will start crying and act like a victim, highlighting their double standards. They have their heads up their asses and are over self absorbed. It seems that they like getting offened.

Elenas can be found mainly on discord servers. They change their name and profile picture everyday which suggest they have no lives and probably not a lot of friends. Don't ask them about it because they will get offended (trust me) and start an argument which they usually lose and will then proceed to leave the server.

In short, nobody likes Elenas.
David: Remember Elena?

Steve: Yeah I always hated that hypocritical attention-seeking invertabrate snowflake
by N1SS4N GTR August 29, 2020
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