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Something you say when you want to admit a mistake you did.
Man 1: I am better than you at Call Of Duty
Man 2: No, you are not.
Man 1: we'll see!
*1v1 starts*

Man 2: *dies in a stupid way*
Man 2: "Asfog"
Asfog by spamsalem October 29, 2019
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ASFO stands for "Age Sex Fursona Orientation" and it helps furries get to know each other more. It is kind of like ASL but for furries.

Keep in mind that the Sex is usually the real gender. Rather then the Fursona's gender. A female usually is a female.

Not always used for roleplay, ASFO is mainly used to keep conversation going.
"Hey! ASFO?"
"18, Female, Shark, Bi"
"Oh! I am 17, Male, Lizard, Straight!"
"Want to RP or Chat?"

Typical Omegle chat using the ASFO abbreviation.
ASFO by Chairfaxx July 7, 2012
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When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.
Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!
Assfog by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assoghina 

When a man rips a woman's asshole into their vagina making it whole
Damn that big ass cock sure did rip my sisters asshole real hard and make her a new formed assoghina
Assoghina by Cunttastrify February 16, 2020
As taken from Easton and Liszt's classic The Ethical Slut, which I believe coined the phrase for the general public:

A friend of ours, when he makes a mistake, says, philosophically, "Oh well- AFOG," That stands, he says, for Another Fucking Opportunity for Growth. Learning from one's mistakes isn't fun, but it's better than not learning at all, right?

Compare to: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
AFOG by prrv July 8, 2011

Affogato Cookie 

fishy from cookie run kingdom
Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O"
Affogato Cookie by emperorbelos April 11, 2022

Assographic Memory 

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.
Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”
Assographic Memory by b0di November 25, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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