"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

asner by Jay October 30, 2004

asdern

Asdern (v.) : the act of laughing immediately after eating spaghetti, so that spaghetti noodles comes out of ones' nose.

Chef Boyardee made me laugh so hard; that I asderned.

asdern by Potato McFriar October 4, 2013

Adner

Adner is a great friend, truly loves the people in his small circle. He is a thinker, a philosopher, with his thinking also come conflicting thoughts. He doesn’t think like the rest. He can have some mood swings and a little bi polar, but for the most part he is a great person. He can be argumentative, and impose his opinions. He loves hard, and even if he makes mistakes he can reflect on them and he will always make up for it and make it right with the person. Adner puts the people he loves first. He has a deep voice and it is captivating. Tall and handsome, but that’s not what makes people like him. It’s definitely his sweet side that people prefer. It’s that all handsome man with a sweet, heartwarming side that makes him perfect.

Adner is the man of my dreams.

Adner by Anonymous 61718291881 November 22, 2021

Asderto

The sexiest being alive, he not only attracts women but he repels them due to his sexyness. He is only meant for one person, himself. He also is the most talented man alive meaning you have no means of beating him in ANYTHING. Pretty much the ultimate being.

Y/N:Omfg Asderto let’s have seggs…
Asderto: No sorry I’m two sexy

Another example:
Asderto: Oh your good at ___ I’m better.

Asderto by jxungi February 11, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026