Asderto 

The sexiest being alive, he not only attracts women but he repels them due to his sexyness. He is only meant for one person, himself. He also is the most talented man alive meaning you have no means of beating him in ANYTHING. Pretty much the ultimate being.

Y/N:Omfg Asderto let’s have seggs…
Asderto: No sorry I’m two sexy

Another example:
Asderto: Oh your good at ___ I’m better.

Asderto by jxungi February 11, 2022

Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.

Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.

Anderton fresh by Tayz April 3, 2019

Anderton

VERB intransitive: To lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining. Named after journalist Craig Anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new Harmony Central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. Title formerly held by Iraqi Propaganda Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf who insisted Iraq was winning even as American troops could be seen storming the Baghdad airport behind him.

Don't ANDERTON me, man! I can see the freakin' thing doesn't work!

Anderton by HCUser May 26, 2010

Mr. Alderton 

A really annoying vice principal at Mayfield Secondary School in Caledon, Ontario. A man who seems to think he can turn the school into a military academy and overrun the actual principal. The reincarnation of the worst man ever in existence: Hitler. Pushes rules too much by putting up "No Cell-Phone" signs every metre in the halls and classes, and no smoking signs everywhere on the outside of the school. Along with punishing people who are late for class by sending them to the office, therefore, not going to class at all.

Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!

Did you see Mr. Alderton at school today? Honestly, he acts just like Hitler!

Mr. Alderton by NoMoreAlderton December 11, 2010

the lauren alderton 

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.

the lauren alderton by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Annika Anderton 

Annika Anderton is a beautiful girl that was born on June 24. Annika looks only like her grandmother but is still loved by her whole family

ANNIKA Anderton IS A FUCKING BEUTIFUL CREATURE

Annika Anderton by Double A.B.A November 5, 2019

Anderton

An English Chap who enjoys the essence of sipping Yorkshire Tea. He loves tea so much that he qualifies as a tea addict. Although, English people love tea, no one will ever love tea as much as an Anderton.

Person 1: Stop drinking so much tea. You will become an Anderton.
Person 2: My middle name is Anderton, Jimmy Anderton Jackson.
Person 1: You should stop or you might get sick.
Person 2: Ok. I don't want to become to much of an Anderton.

Anderton by Condors1 2012 April 18, 2013