asdern 

Asdern (v.) : the act of laughing immediately after eating spaghetti, so that spaghetti noodles comes out of ones' nose.

Chef Boyardee made me laugh so hard; that I asderned.

asdern by Potato McFriar October 4, 2013

Jacinda Ardern

An absolute intellectual powerhouse compared to other leaders. She also is the Prime Minister of New Zealand

Guy 1 - Bro, Jacinda Ardern is such a good Prime Minister, she handles everything so well!
Guy 2 - I know right, especially this coronavirus!
Guy 3 - She's such an intellectual powerhouse.

Jacinda Ardern by JammyBoye April 29, 2020

Ardernite

Person who follows the decrees of the New Zealand Dictator Jacinda Ardern with blind loyalty and mindless devotion.

Captain’s Log, Stardate 041121.532

We are now in day 79 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 3, 2021

Ardernity 

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.

This is going to feel like an ardernity

Ardernity by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.

Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?

Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

Adernity 

The period of time waited for New Zealand's Labour Government to make a decision and initiate action on a topic. Often experienced when an announcement for an announcement has occured.

It sure seems like an adernity since Labour made those election promises, are they still working on the 10,000 homes for New Zealanders?

Adernity by TheKiwiConnection March 20, 2022

Jacinda Adern 

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.

Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.

Jacinda Adern by Louie the Red June 25, 2021