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Acute Sponteneous Nasal ERuption. Laughing something out your nose.
Dave cracked a joke that made Shelly asner her green tea!
Asner by Papa McCain July 29, 2009
Words you can keep
the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter
"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."
asner by Jay October 30, 2004
Ed Asner is an American actor who has been in films such as "Up" and "The Mary Tyler Moore Show".
He is a badass with an attitude like no one other.
Awesome guy.

His grandson, Jake Asner runs a company called LA By Air Productions, which specializes in drone cinematography and has worked with Drake Bell.
Did you see that film Ed Asner is in?
Yes! He has an amazing attitude!
Ed Asner by EdAsnerFanPage November 17, 2018
Asere from the Efik-language (of Nigeria). A greeting of the Afro-Cuban which means, "I salute you"; "I hail you"; "I greet you"

In the present day, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.
¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

The bolá within ¿Que bola? Is from the Igbo-language (of eastern Nigeria). This derives from an Igbo greeting given in the morning "Ibola" The literal meaning of bola is "have you woken?" but is used to say "good morning"
asere by Afrodisaspora female December 25, 2018
Anera is a beautiful loving girl, she is very clingy and cuddly. But most importantly she is loyal. She constantly needs your support and love, and that is what she is gonna get.
Some random guy: Hey gurl

Anera: *runs away to her boyfriend*
Random guy: She is such Anera
Anera by No-one-knows-who-I-am June 14, 2018
Something that possesses the qualities of a Pine Needle.
The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":

Bart: He's an Aserose.
Proffessor Frink: Oh really? He possesses the qualities of a pine needle?
Bart: I didnt bring a Gameboy, this is all I've got.
Aserose by mickey c May 8, 2007

asher angel 

the sweetest, most adorable actor of all times. he acts, sings, and contributes to charities. he stars as jonah beck in the disney tv show andi mack, and will play billy batson in shazam
have you seen the new and mack?
yeah, asher angel was so adorable in it.
asher angel by puppygoose February 14, 2018
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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