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Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.
Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.
Anderton fresh by Tayz April 3, 2019
VERB intransitive: To lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining. Named after journalist Craig Anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new Harmony Central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. Title formerly held by Iraqi Propaganda Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf who insisted Iraq was winning even as American troops could be seen storming the Baghdad airport behind him.
Don't ANDERTON me, man! I can see the freakin' thing doesn't work!
Anderton by HCUser May 26, 2010

Mr. Alderton 

A really annoying vice principal at Mayfield Secondary School in Caledon, Ontario. A man who seems to think he can turn the school into a military academy and overrun the actual principal. The reincarnation of the worst man ever in existence: Hitler. Pushes rules too much by putting up "No Cell-Phone" signs every metre in the halls and classes, and no smoking signs everywhere on the outside of the school. Along with punishing people who are late for class by sending them to the office, therefore, not going to class at all.

Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!
Did you see Mr. Alderton at school today? Honestly, he acts just like Hitler!
Mr. Alderton by NoMoreAlderton December 11, 2010

the lauren alderton 

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.
miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.
the lauren alderton by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Annika Anderton 

Annika Anderton is a beautiful girl that was born on June 24. Annika looks only like her grandmother but is still loved by her whole family
ANNIKA Anderton IS A FUCKING BEUTIFUL CREATURE
Annika Anderton by Double A.B.A November 5, 2019
An English Chap who enjoys the essence of sipping Yorkshire Tea. He loves tea so much that he qualifies as a tea addict. Although, English people love tea, no one will ever love tea as much as an Anderton.
Person 1: Stop drinking so much tea. You will become an Anderton.
Person 2: My middle name is Anderton, Jimmy Anderton Jackson.
Person 1: You should stop or you might get sick.
Person 2: Ok. I don't want to become to much of an Anderton.
Anderton by Condors1 2012 April 18, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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