Ascarf
Ascarf by JayElDubya January 22, 2012
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Knit her a scarf
(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
Knit her a scarf by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009
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Ascar11
Ascar11 is an hr at Kavras Kingdom, he is an veteran guard. He is mostly knowen for being one of the devs at the halloween update. Friendly person and also wierd.
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ascared
ascared by Jim "The Grim Reaper" Kelley August 26, 2003
Asdarf
Asdarf by ValyForgery January 24, 2009
ascariasis
A cripling and horrifying disease that consists of a bunch of worms ranging in size that live inside the host. Most cases, they give no symptoms. Basiaclly a ball of worms living inside you :/
"Hey, have you seen Jerry? He said he felt to the stomach."
"Sorry bud but he died of ascariasis like a couple of hours ago."
"Sorry bud but he died of ascariasis like a couple of hours ago."
ascariasis by zutter August 26, 2016
Ascar
ascar is probably part of the LGBT community. they are creative and enjoy art, whether it be in visual arts or other. they are a bit confusing and weird at the start, but once you get to know them they are loyal and outgoing. they are also really, really annoying but thats just their way of dealing with their unresolved trauma so be patient. they act tough but are hurt very easily, and act perverted but really arent. ascar wouldn't hurt a fly, but is quick to come to the defence of their friends if needed with unconventional insults. they are quite hot, and attract a lot of people. get on their nerves and they will fuck your mom.
random girl: ascar is kinda hot, but theyre so fucking annoying.
rando: thats just theyre way of saying they care about you, be patient with them.
ascar: hey hey hey i was at the thrift store and a green haired lesbian exchanged contact with me, i have a new friend now! i also found this flower for you :)
rando: thats just theyre way of saying they care about you, be patient with them.
ascar: hey hey hey i was at the thrift store and a green haired lesbian exchanged contact with me, i have a new friend now! i also found this flower for you :)
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