Ascarf

To be simultaneously confused and embarrassed.

I found myself ascarf when I lost the chess match to Charles Barkley.

by JayElDubya January 22, 2012

Knit her a scarf

(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.

Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.

Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.

by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009

Ascar11

Ascar11 is an hr at Kavras Kingdom, he is an veteran guard. He is mostly knowen for being one of the devs at the halloween update. Friendly person and also wierd.

Hey did you talk to Ascar11 today?
Ascar11 is a really good dev.

by AscarBascar November 12, 2020

ascared

when you are very afraid and scared - combination of afraid and scared

I was ascared when the cops pulled me over and I had some weed in the car

by Jim "The Grim Reaper" Kelley August 26, 2003

Asdarf

Someone who spends their Friday nights looking up words on urban dictionary.

Dude, there are so many asdarfs in Tisbury.

by ValyForgery January 24, 2009

ascariasis

A cripling and horrifying disease that consists of a bunch of worms ranging in size that live inside the host. Most cases, they give no symptoms. Basiaclly a ball of worms living inside you :/

"Hey, have you seen Jerry? He said he felt to the stomach."
"Sorry bud but he died of ascariasis like a couple of hours ago."

by zutter August 26, 2016

Ascar

ascar is probably part of the LGBT community. they are creative and enjoy art, whether it be in visual arts or other. they are a bit confusing and weird at the start, but once you get to know them they are loyal and outgoing. they are also really, really annoying but thats just their way of dealing with their unresolved trauma so be patient. they act tough but are hurt very easily, and act perverted but really arent. ascar wouldn't hurt a fly, but is quick to come to the defence of their friends if needed with unconventional insults. they are quite hot, and attract a lot of people. get on their nerves and they will fuck your mom.

random girl: ascar is kinda hot, but theyre so fucking annoying.
rando: thats just theyre way of saying they care about you, be patient with them.

ascar: hey hey hey i was at the thrift store and a green haired lesbian exchanged contact with me, i have a new friend now! i also found this flower for you :)

by aarayan May 3, 2021