A rough translation of the words, "Æsir" and "Thor". Æsir refers to the Gods who dwell in the realm of Valhalla on one of the nine branches of Yggdrasil. Thor, being the son of Oden -the All-Father- and subsequently one of the Æsir Gods, is most noted as the God of thunder. He wields the warhammer, Mjölnir (pronounced mjɒlnɪər/ MYOL-n(ee)R).
When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.
Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.