Asabor

A guy with a crazy big schlong and spams the hard R, may also be sexually attracted to children.

“An Asabor called me a nigger yesterday”

by Mr Penis man December 13, 2024

Asator

A rough translation of the words, "Æsir" and "Thor". Æsir refers to the Gods who dwell in the realm of Valhalla on one of the nine branches of Yggdrasil. Thor, being the son of Oden -the All-Father- and subsequently one of the Æsir Gods, is most noted as the God of thunder. He wields the warhammer, Mjölnir (pronounced mjɒlnɪər/ MYOL-n(ee)R).

God of thunder, Oden's son, master of war, Asator.

by Anarchyfan June 28, 2011

Assbortion

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.

Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.

by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014

anaborag

an invisible, unknown object that refers to nothing whatsoever; an object that does not exist thus often causing confusion

"Perdue, have you seen my anaborag? I think I left it in your basement."

Perdue- "wtf is that"

by Courtney B July 3, 2008

assbortion

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

Assbored

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

by Romeo! June 7, 2009

alaborait

When you cannot spell Elaborate correctly.

Hello can you alaborait your intentions.

by KingBlu May 30, 2023