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Alagorithm
A blend of allegory and algorithm: an ancestral rule that computes. An alagorithm is a story, proverb, ritual, or dance that encodes a step-by-step procedure for wise action, wisdom you can execute.
Long before Silicon Valley wrote algorithms, cultures around the world (especially across Africa) were writing alagorithms: parables that solved problems, dances that encoded governance, proverbs that ran like code across generations. An algorithm tells a machine what to do. An alagorithm tells a human how to live.
Long before Silicon Valley wrote algorithms, cultures around the world (especially across Africa) were writing alagorithms: parables that solved problems, dances that encoded governance, proverbs that ran like code across generations. An algorithm tells a machine what to do. An alagorithm tells a human how to live.
My grandmother never studied computer science, but 'the child who asks questions never gets lost' is a whole alagorithm, input a hard situation, run the proverb, output a wise decision.
Alagorithm by Scentora July 9, 2026
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026