artillery/mortar whistle is heard
"ARTY ARTY ARTY!!"
everyone within hearing distance hits the deck shell goes off
everybody gets up and fucken books it ~1km
A term used to describe pretentious indie kids, generally redheads or other incredibly ugly/skinny kids who listen to the whatever the latest shit indie band is and take heaps of fucked up drugs and think they're the shit. These kids are really only in it for the image and wouldn't know good music if it kicked them in the balls.
Quick you gotta listen to this newband dude, it'll up your arty cred points!
Yeah he goes op-shopping for his clothes. He's so Arty Cred.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.