Definitions by masshole617

terd burglar 

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

terd burglar by masshole617 June 16, 2004

Arty Lang 

Funny ass fat fuck from Jersy. Might have a small drinking problem, minor gambling problem.

did you see Arty drinking Jack and betting on the WNBA the other night? What a sad sack.

Arty Lang by masshole617 June 16, 2004

Jazz 

Jazz, also known as, nut,spunk,a load, man junk.......

"I told him i would only give him oral sex if he promised not to jazz in my eye"

Jazz by MASSHOLE617 June 14, 2004