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artic blast 

placing a pile of cocaine on an individuals asshole and proceeding to have them fart in your face.
The sex was great, but I couldn't have done it without the artic blast.
artic blast by Laced Fart Addict September 6, 2010
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Artic Blast 

Generally performed during spite sex. Just as the woman nears climax pull out and initiate the Houdini. As she turns around, you climax in her hair and while walking away throw a previously frozen wash cloth at her and yell "have fun getting that out Roxy".
That Roxy chick can be real bitch, so after a few drinks I am going to give her an artic blast!
Artic Blast by lilbraswell May 25, 2014

Artic blast 

When an eskimo gets the exploding shits.
Aluki had an artic blast right after she tried taco bell for the first time!
Artic blast by Uncle Tom 564 January 15, 2024

Heath Arctic Blast 

When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.
Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.
Heath Arctic Blast by BertsMoM July 25, 2009

arctic blast 

After a girl or guy completes a round of fellatio but hasn't spit or swollowed yet, tickle her/him until semen shoots out her/his nose.
Your mom gave me one hell of a BJ, but the real kicker was the arctic blast at the end.
arctic blast by Berzerk September 9, 2003

Arctic Blast 

When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.
It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.
Arctic Blast by Yournewstepdad December 19, 2013

artic bung blaster 

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.
"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"
artic bung blaster by Monty April 1, 2005
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