Definitions by Monty

Emoticon Whore 

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.

Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.

Emoticon Whore by Monty June 19, 2006

chubby bana

Obsession of shameless self-publicist slashy_slash

Can you believe Slashy is STILL mad for Chubby Bana?

chubby bana by Monty April 17, 2005

artic bung blaster 

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

artic bung blaster by Monty April 1, 2005

pnj

Complete and utter domination. The noun form of pwn.

That was some sick ass pnj!

pnj by Monty September 6, 2004

buttass 

adv.
very, extremely, to a high degree

Damn! It is buttass cold out here!

buttass by monty June 14, 2004

FUVA 

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.

Her FUVA is so out of control.

FUVA by Monty April 28, 2004

mount weber 

Located in Burlington, Ontario Canada this is one massive mountain. It is not that tall but don't let that fool you, it pretty damn big. Famous for eating and vomiting erasers. If you plan on visiting Mt. weber, prepare for severe sweating and a vile smell.

My god! Mount Weber is about to erupt! ......and what is that smell?

mount weber by Monty April 15, 2004