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Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.
While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!
by Monty December 10, 2003
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FUVA

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.
Her FUVA is so out of control.
by Monty April 28, 2004
mugGet the FUVAmug.

mount weber

Located in Burlington, Ontario Canada this is one massive mountain. It is not that tall but don't let that fool you, it pretty damn big. Famous for eating and vomiting erasers. If you plan on visiting Mt. weber, prepare for severe sweating and a vile smell.
My god! Mount Weber is about to erupt! ......and what is that smell?
by Monty April 15, 2004
mugGet the mount webermug.

tripping

When you are acting as if dased, cncotrllable of your actions, possibly drunk, or after the consumption of drugs.
Nigga I aint trippin', it was only 2 pounds.
by Monty January 3, 2004
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Emoticon Whore

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.
Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.
by Monty June 19, 2006
mugGet the Emoticon Whoremug.

buttass

adv.
very, extremely, to a high degree
Damn! It is buttass cold out here!
by monty June 14, 2004
mugGet the buttassmug.

weaver chilf

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.
I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!
by Monty May 21, 2003
mugGet the weaver chilfmug.

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